I found this at the end of 2020 and thought it was phunny. This was filmed by some group that came to our base to film a bunch of these, I don't remember if I wrote the burger line but everything else sounds pretty scripted. This was filmed on June 18th, 2008 in Al Taqaddum, Iraq where us US Marines had about half of our supplies supplied out of for the bottom left third of Iraq that was our area of operation, the other 2/3s was US Army area I believe. My hair was getting out of regs long in this and my mustache is over the lip line too, forget if I got chewed out for not taking care of that before this filming. Whada goober, haha. I have no idea what I'm talking about or shouting out in the second video, Pearl Heart? Found it at https://www.dvidshub.net/video/244742/cpl-isaac-zenk